you don't want to show your sociopathic side to the paying
public huh? 
it won't be good for esplanade.
the closest i've been to being a tour guide was when another
colleague was given that task to bring kids around at the ass force
museum
halfway through he came to me and said he needed help with a
naughty kid
i told the kid sternly that i don't want to see him being
irritating anymore
the kid didn't do anything else extra after that 
